Costco Kirkland Signature® Frozen Pepperoni Pizza Poster
"Unwrap the deliciousness that is a frozen pepperoni pizza from Costco. Pre-heat oven to 350°. Dice 1⁄2 green bell pepper and sprinkle liberally over pizza. Place in oven for 10-12 minutes. Take out of oven and let rest so you don't burn the roof of your mouth like a dummy. Cut into eight slices, get high and eat six slices while mindlessly watching M*A*S*H and thinking about your grandma. Serve remaining two slices for breakfast."
A broadsheet-sized newsprint poster of tonight's dinner, courtesy Trina Fernandez. One is included in the second printing of Trina's Do It Yourself / Hang in There, Baby, or is available separately here.